What the fuck is up with the god damn one fucking button.  I mean.  Ok, so your Steve Jobs, you’re cool.  We “get it”.  Apparently you don’t, damnit, I mean.  Crap.  Suck.  Loss for words.  They have these mice in stores today with like 39 buttons, and each moves in four directions, yes, FOUR.  But, Apple, no, they are just too cool for that, they want you to press one of 39 possible keys to get the same effect as each button of the mouse.  Really.  You know.  I’ll be honest here, this may hurt a little, I might even go so far as to be “blunt”, but, well, here it comes:  Microsoft figured out that two buttons are better than one in 1983 before anyone even knew about Windows, or, the MAC!  Would it really be so damn uncool that it would jeopardize your MASSIVE 2.88% market share to put a god damn freakin second button on the god damn mouse?!?!  Christ.  Seriously.  Get over it.