Gee I really hope I don’t offend anyone.  Ha.  I mean, really, how can some people be so STUPID.  Hmmm, that sounds like more crap, surely thousands of people have said that before.  See, you can’t escape the crap.  I am not sure whether I should do one entry per stupid thing, I could write for days on most of these, or if I should list them all out now and then pick at the individual stupid things in the days and years to come, cause, surely, this is like a once every 6 month thing for me, no way is it happening regularly.  Alright, let’s get this list going.

 

I think the obvious ones first, allot of them are probably going to be about driving.  Seems to be the topic of the decade, so why buck the trend.

 

Things that suck:

 

1)  Accelerating WAY TOO FAST to get 1/4 mile to the next red light.  I mean, jesus fucking christ, what ARE YOU THINKING. Fuck.

 

2)  Accelerating fast at all in pretty much any city environment.  Right, sorry, what was I thinking, no one exists but YOU.  This will get you there faster, really.  Well your fucking god damn wrong you idiot, I am the fucking center of the universe, so get the fuck out of my way. Fuck.

 

3)  “Free” newspapers left in my driveway.  This one is just, insane, really, I am so fucking pissed off by this one that. ASDHFASDHF!@@ fuck fuck fuck.  The cops won’t accept a police report as it’s not a “crime” to leave a free newspaper.  I call the “circulation” department about every two weeks, lately they hang up on me.  This idiot in this old white Chevy Astro drives by every Saturday at about noon and leaves another fucking pile of dead tree wrapped in petro-chemical product on my and all my neighbors driveway.  No one reads it, it’s a piece of shit newspaper that went under and got bought by some other piece of shit newspaper that is entirely advertising supported.  NO ONE READS IT. PERIOD. FUCK.

 

Wow, my fingers hurt after that one.  Maybe time for a break.